Dear oh Dear
MacDonald's are employing someone to study the levels of methane gas produced by the cows that are used in their burgers.
"I WANT THAT JOB" i will sit in a field with my brew kit counting how often a cow farts and for how long.
this is part of their new green policy. so someone is going to be paid Lot's of cash to study cows flatulence.
"IT'S OFFICIAL THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD"