Farting cows

[waingavin]

Dear oh Dear
MacDonald's are employing someone to study the levels of methane gas produced by the cows that are used in their burgers.

"I WANT THAT JOB" i will sit in a field with my brew kit counting how often a cow farts and for how long.

this is part of their new green policy. so someone is going to be paid Lot's of cash to study cows flatulence.

"IT'S OFFICIAL THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD"

=@
THATS 1

[crazydave]

well its tax deductable and will probably involve sponsoring a university study.

the way you should be studying it is by re routing the cows plumbing into a special rig of your own and working out how many cups of tea you can make with moogas - catchy eh? just thought of it, its could be the start of a lucrative deal with houses keeping their own gasomooters in the back garden.

interesting that its cows digestive gases but with pigs its the decomposing faeces so I guess pigs have less stomachs not being ovine or bovine.

[waingavin]

well its tax deductable and will probably involve sponsoring a university study.

the way you should be studying it is by re routing the cows plumbing into a special rig of your own and working out how many cups of tea you can make with moogas - catchy eh? just thought of it, its could be the start of a lucrative deal with houses keeping their own gasomooters in the back garden.

interesting that its cows digestive gases but with pigs its the decomposing faeces so I guess pigs have less stomachs not being ovine or bovine.

you've got way too much time on your hands "Moogas" :d :d

[Delaney]

This research is being done at the University of Minnesota, not far from my office! I wrote to the lead investigator and suggested that not only should they study systems for capturing methane, but also which cattle feeds produced the best yield. He wrote back and said the idea was brilliant!!

[crazydave]

if nasa are right though and we are entering a cold sunspot phase we might need as much global warming as we can get.